I got this gem yesterday:
Old lady, out of nowhere: What did the doctor say?
Me: Excuse me?
Old lady, pointing at my baby: What did the doctor say?
Old lady: It must be something serious. What did the doctor say? Does she have a problem?
At this point I don’t even respond because I have no clue what on earth she is talking about.
Old lady: Well, God willing, some hair will grow.